hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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