doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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