This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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