is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
My dick has a subreddit
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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