Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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