so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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