Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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