On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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