He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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