She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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