fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I wish there were birth control emojis
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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