Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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