Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.