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Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha