Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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