Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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