Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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