the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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