I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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