I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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