Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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