Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
My dick has a subreddit
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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