She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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