Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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