Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
