it wasn't lemon gatorade
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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