Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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