the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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