I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
tell me about the eggs
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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