Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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