They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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