Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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