no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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