"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
BRING THE BAGELS
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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