So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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