A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
