Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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