From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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