I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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