I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I checked into jail on foursquare
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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