Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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