Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I AM VODKA MAN
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