that's an acceptable place to lick
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.