Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".