You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
