I looked at my own cervix.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.