I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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