so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
the day after is always just damage control
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
