Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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