You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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