I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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