I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm having to shit out rocks
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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