fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just high enough for therapy.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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