i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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