The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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