Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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