it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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