Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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