I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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