these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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