it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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