you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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