Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
